Don’t Rock The Boat

A Comedy by Robin Hawdon

10th July - 6th September 2025

Eve shows Wed to Sat every week
Sat Mat every week
Sun Mat on 20th Jul and 27th Jul

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In a wild ride down the Thames, the tranquil river waters turn into a storm in a teacup as Robin Hawdon’s brilliant comedy unfolds!

Picture this. Brash, self-made property tycoon Arthur Bullhead is on a mission to seal the deal of his dreams. But instead of a boardroom, he chooses the quirky setting of his converted riverside barge, the Bunty, for a weekend getaway with the local planning committee chairman and his unsuspecting family.

Little do they know, Bullhead’s idea of a relaxing weekend involves more chaos than calm. With personalities clashing like bumper cars at a fairground, the stage is set for a comedy of errors. Bullhead’s shady business tactics clash with the straight-laced Coombes family’s morals faster than you can say “high tide.”

As the weekend unfolds, Bullhead’s antics leave the Coombes in knots, with his offer dangling like a carrot on a fishing line. But will they take the bait, or will they stage a mutiny on the Bunty?! With Bullhead’s skittish wife Mary and rebellious daughter Shirley adding fuel to the fire, it’s a recipe for hilarity that’ll leave you in stitches!

All Tickets (unless otherwise specified) include a Two-Course Meal in our restaurant before the show.

 

FOR MATINEE PERFORMANCES:
Restaurant open and serving lunch from 12.00pm – 1.15pm
Performance starts 2.15pm
Performance finishes at approximately 4:40pm

FOR EVENING PERFORMANCES
Restaurant open and serving dinner from 6.00pm – 7.15pm
Performance starts 8.15pm
Performance finishes at approximately 10:40pm

Show Only Matinees (NO FOOD) – Don’t Rock the Boat – Bar open from 12pm, Show Starts at 2pm, Show finishes at approximately 4:25pm

Thursday 7th August
Thursday 14th August
Thursday 4th September

 

Cast List

Francesca Barrett – Shirley Bullhead
Hannah Brown – Wendy Coombes
Rachel Fielding – Carol Coombes
Harry Gostelow – John Coombes
Melanie Gutteridge – Mary Bullhead
Steven Pinder – Arthur Bullhead

Creatives

Director – Sally Hughes
Set Designer – Jackie Hutson
Costume Designer – Natalie Titchener
Lighting Designer – Graham Weymouth
Sound Designer – Henry Horn
Casting Director – Kate Plantin CDG

Cast List

Shirley Bullhead

Francesca Barrett

Wendy Coombes

Hannah Brown

Carol Coombes

Rachel Fielding

John Coombes

Harry Gostelow

Mary Bullhead

Melanie Gutteridge

Arthur Bullhead

Steven Pinder

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