5th February - 4th April 2026
Eve Shows Wed – Sat every week
Sat Mat eve every week
Sun Mat from 15th Feb
Show only matinees on Thurs 26th Feb and Thurs 19th March
Mention the name Cooney and your mind instantly races to uproarious comedy and belly fulls of laughs And you are absolutely spot on as this razor sharp farce is written by none other than the famous screenwriter son of The Mill’s favourite – Ray Cooney!
Michael Cooney’s CASH ON DELIVERY is a fast-paced, whirlwind of a play that has all the ingredients for rib-tickling hilarity. Eric Swan (aided by his Uncle George and unbeknown to his wife, Linda) has pocketed thousands of pounds through fraudulent DSS claims. When Norman Bassett (the lodger) opens the door to Mr Jenkins, the DSS Inspector, deceptive mayhem follows — as do the undertaker, bereavement counsellor, psychiatrist, Norman’s fiancé, a corpse, the ominous Ms Cowper and a rather rebellious washing machine!
Chaos erupts as mistaken identities, frantic cover-ups, and rapid-fire misunderstandings spiral out of control. With doors slamming, secrets spilling, and an endless parade of outrageous characters, no one is safe from the madness.
Filled with Cooney’s trademark witty dialogue, lightning timing, and an avalanche of comic twists, CASH ON DELIVERY promises a night of unrelenting fun and pure theatrical escapism. You will be holding your sides for dear life!
All Tickets (unless otherwise specified) include a Two-Course Meal in our restaurant before the show.
FOR MATINEE PERFORMANCES:
Restaurant open and serving lunch from 12.00pm – 1.15pm
Performance starts 2.15pm
Performance finishes at approximately 4:45pm
FOR EVENING PERFORMANCES
Restaurant open and serving dinner from 6.00pm – 7.15pm
Performance starts 8.15pm
Performance finishes at approximately 10:45pm
Show Only Matinees (NO FOOD) – Cash On Delivery – Bar open from 12pm, Show Starts at 2pm.
Thursday 26th February 2026
Thursday 19th March 2026
